Alright, I’m just going to say what everyone’s thinking: agnostics are the biggest cowards out there.
Like, seriously, you can’t even pick a side? You’re so scared of committing to an actual belief that you have to hang out in this weird middle ground of “I don’t know”?
Give me a break!
Agnosticism is basically just saying, “I don’t have the guts to say there’s no God, but I also don’t want to admit there might be one.” It’s the most non-committal, weak position you could possibly take.
Look, either God exists, or He doesn’t. It’s not rocket science.
If you’re an atheist, at least you’re bold enough to say, “Yeah, I don’t believe in God. Prove me wrong.” And if you’re religious, at least you’re standing firm in your faith.
But agnostics?
They want to have it both ways. “Oh, I’m not sure if God exists or not.” Wow, how brave of you to not take a stance. How edgy. Like, how hard is it to actually think things through and pick a lane?
Agnostics are just too afraid to offend anyone. They’re like, “I don’t want to upset my religious friends by saying I don’t believe in God, but I also don’t want atheists to think I’m some Bible-thumper.”